My bug problem

Drago and his wife were here for couple of weeks as is evident from my infestation.
We had this lizard that changed residence between me and Drago for years, being planted in crockery, shoes, bath, pockets etc...an idea first generated by me by he was, I think, sadly misplaced by Drago.

What puzzles me is that two grown ups would go and purchase this beast for no other reason but to cause me a heart attack.
Hardened by such instances, I merely shrieked this time.
Nice try...